Aliens…it’s About Time

Aliens are here, finally. A man named Stan Romanek of Colorado has found seemingly irrefutable, airtight proof that aliens exist, and they like to stare at him while he’s sleeping. He was on Larry King showing his video of an alien peeping through his window and now he and his supporter(s) want to form an [...]

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Eye Balls

As a writer, I never really liked reading much. That, and the fact that I never had formal grammar training in school, explain my sub-par grammar. Once I get involved in a book, I tend to like it. But I have to get over that hump. For example, I much rather do something active and [...]

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Herbs

Picture yourself in 6th grade. You get into a scuffle with some kid, and then you get into a diss-off. A good old-fashioned diss-off. Maybe one of you makes a mom joke and the other most probably also makes a mom joke. But then your opponent goes, “Oh yeah, well, well you’re a herb.”
A herb…What [...]

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I Have No Idea What to Title This

I know I said I would only write short, concise blog posts, covering one topic for each one so that I don’t infuriate my readers with mindless awfulness. But I lied, and you should never listen to anything I say. Anything!
First things first. Purell smells bad. That’s right, I said it. Not only does it [...]

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Office Bathroom Part 2: In the Bathroom

Welcome to Part II: Inside the Bathroom. I hope the title doesn’t get your hopes up, or the fact that it’s been about a week since Part I came out. And, as a warning, or lack of warning for that matter, I’m not going to get all disgusting because that wouldn’t be in my best [...]

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Office Bathroom Part 1-Getting to the Bathroom

There comes a time in every blogger’s life when he must shed all dignity, and discuss bathroom awkwardness. Sure, this blog is read by my coworkers, and my boss, and my parents, and my grandparents, and other family members…but this must be done. Not only do I lack another topic to write about at the [...]

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Balloons

Everyone loves balloons. They blow up, and hilarious clowns transform them into rabbits and pretzels. But what happens when balloons go bad? That’s something that we don’t often think about, but maybe, just maybe we should.
I wrote an “On This Day” for today about killer balloons from Japan during World War II. I was a [...]

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Star Wars Episode 33 1/3: Attack of the Pinkberry Clones

Strolling down the streets of Manhattan you might have to shield your eyes when a bright glare obscures your vision. Once your eyes adjust to the fluorescent violet, peach and green hue, you’ll discover the one and only Pinkberry yogurt cucina.
Ah, the brilliance of Pinkberry. You see, after hours upon hours in a top secret, [...]

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The Cold, Hard Truth About American Samoa

So I’m watching the Mets game (it seems like most of my blog posts start out that way), and commentator Gary Cohen says that the pitcher from the Pirates, Yates, is from Hawaii.
That’s such an interesting concept…being from Hawaii. First of all, if you lived in Hawaii, would you ever get sick of living in [...]

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Talkin’ Bout my Hagaddah

Here comes number four. You should all be thrilled. Not only am I blogging now, but I’m blogging more coherently. You may now actually be able to understand the points I am trying to make.
Passover occurred this weekend. Well, it’s still occurring, but it occurred in all it’s glory on Saturday and Sunday night. I’m [...]

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