So we published an article today about minicows. Minicows you say!? Yes, that’s right, minicows. Smaller versions of cows. If cows are big, minicows are not as big. I believe the correct term is not minicows but minicattle…that’s the PC term. But I’m gonna call them minicows, cause minicows is funnier.
Here’s the deal in a [...]
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Minicows
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged minicattle, minicows on August 14, 2008 | 1 Comment »
My iPhone and Me
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Apple Macintosh, apps, Crazr, fat princess, iPhone, Nokia, PCs, Razr, Snake, YouTube on August 5, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I finally purchased an iPhone. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it…it’s this new contraption from the makers of the Apple Macintosh computer, first produce in the year 1984. Now if you’re not aware, essentially the ownership of the iPhone makes me a better person than you. It’s simple mathematics: 1 iPhone + [...]
Fat Princess
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged fat princess, video game violence on July 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
So I wrote an article today about a video game that has upset the feminist community. The Playstation game is called Fat Princess. You’d think the name in itself would not indicate that it would cause problems by any means, of course. Fat Princess. But it did. Feminist bloggers…thats right, you heard me, feminist bloggers, [...]
Awkward Handshakes
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cool handshakes, firm handshakes, fist bumps, handshakes on July 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Kids today. Too many handshakes if you ask me. Back in my day we had one handshake for the lot of you…crazy kids and your drugs.
I’m not “with it.” For example, handshakes. It’s too complicated. Makes my head hurt, and causes much unneeded discomfort for my brain and for my soul.
Life was much easier when [...]
Bear Grylls Goes to the Grocery Store to Buy Milk…But the Milk is Spoiled…Bear Grylls is Sad
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bear Grylls, blog stats, blog traffic, Les Stroud, Man vs. Wild, Survivorman, tahiti on July 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’m back! I’m sorry about the lack of blogging, I just got back from my two month long trip to Tahiti. It’s quite nice this time of year, Tahiti is. There are beaches. And fish. Pretty, colorful fish. And Tahitians.
If you read that and thought, “Josh wasn’t in Tahiti,” then you’d be right, I just [...]
The General
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bugs, cockroach, General Ugly, NBA finals, New York City bugs, volkswagon, water bugs on June 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I was sitting on the couch, watching Game 2 of the basketball finals and basking in the utter lack of air conditioning that our living room provides in 99 degree heat (even at night), when I notice an object jumping from the corner of my eye.
It must have been a bug. So I go in [...]
Aliens…it’s About Time
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged aliens, brain bug, extra-terrestrial affairs committee, Larry King, Romanev, Sam Cassell, starship troopers, Vatican aliens on June 4, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Aliens are here, finally. A man named Stan Romanek of Colorado has found seemingly irrefutable, airtight proof that aliens exist, and they like to stare at him while he’s sleeping. He was on Larry King showing his video of an alien peeping through his window and now he and his supporter(s) want to form an [...]
Herbs
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 6th grade, disses, herb, JNCo jeans, Urban Dictionary, your a herb on May 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Picture yourself in 6th grade. You get into a scuffle with some kid, and then you get into a diss-off. A good old-fashioned diss-off. Maybe one of you makes a mom joke and the other most probably also makes a mom joke. But then your opponent goes, “Oh yeah, well, well you’re a herb.”
A herb…What [...]
I Have No Idea What to Title This
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged .de, .net, Bear Grylls, Chuck Scarborough, don't tase me, Fantastic Four, germophobes, Going Tribal, Man vs. Wild, Purell, Sue Simmons on May 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I know I said I would only write short, concise blog posts, covering one topic for each one so that I don’t infuriate my readers with mindless awfulness. But I lied, and you should never listen to anything I say. Anything!
First things first. Purell smells bad. That’s right, I said it. Not only does it [...]