As a Back Scratcher, Wolverine Might Be Too Painful

This whole “continual” blogging thing is totally not working. You should all know by now if I say, “I’m back and I’m gonna continue blogging every day now because I’m totally inspired!,” then I’m most probably lying to you. So where was I? Watchmen. Oh yes! How can I forget? So many great comments from [...]

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Dr. Manhattan’s Penis

I’m dedicating this blog entry to the movie about the so-called greatest graphic novel ever created. I’m not going to comment on the novel, since I never read it. I will, however, proceed to bash “Watchmen” the movie.  If you haven’t seen the movie, I don’t think I’ll ruin anything, per se, but I may [...]

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Where Have I Been? Where Have You Been!

I haven’t written a blog post since September 11? Really? Wow. Not only is that pathetic on my part but fairly ominous. Ominous, indeed.
Anywho, the other day my friend Danny was like “Hey, why is your blog still in your away message if you haven’t blogged in, forever.” He made a good point, but his [...]

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Heroes…The Other Jack Bauer

I started watching the show “Heroes.” My friend got the season 1 and 2 DVDs, and we went to town. When the show started I was skeptical. For starters, it was on at the same time as “24″ and that’s blasphemy. Jack Bauer shares a time slot with nobody.
But as time went on and “24″ [...]

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Minicows

So we published an article today about minicows. Minicows you say!? Yes, that’s right, minicows. Smaller versions of cows. If cows are big, minicows are not as big. I believe the correct term is not minicows but minicattle…that’s the PC term. But I’m gonna call them minicows, because minicows is funnier.
Here’s the deal in a [...]

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My iPhone and Me

I finally purchased an iPhone. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it…it’s this new contraption from the makers of the Apple Macintosh computer, first produce in the year 1984. Now if you’re not aware, essentially the ownership of the iPhone makes me a better person than you. It’s simple mathematics: 1 iPhone + [...]

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Fat Princess

So I wrote an article today about a video game that has upset the feminist community. The Playstation game is called Fat Princess. You’d think the name in itself would not indicate that it would cause problems by any means, of course. Fat Princess. But it did. Feminist bloggers…thats right, you heard me, feminist bloggers, [...]

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Awkward Handshakes

Kids today. Too many handshakes if you ask me. Back in my day we had one handshake for the lot of you…crazy kids and your drugs.
I’m not “with it.” For example, handshakes. It’s too complicated. Makes my head hurt, and causes much unneeded discomfort for my brain and for my soul.
Life was much easier when [...]

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Bear Grylls Goes to the Grocery Store to Buy Milk…But the Milk is Spoiled…Bear Grylls is Sad

I’m back! I’m sorry about the lack of blogging, I just got back from my two month long trip to Tahiti. It’s quite nice this time of year, Tahiti is. There are beaches. And fish. Pretty, colorful fish. And Tahitians.
If you read that and thought, “Josh wasn’t in Tahiti,” then you’d be right, I just [...]

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The General

I was sitting on the couch, watching Game 2 of the basketball finals and basking in the utter lack of air conditioning that our living room provides in 99 degree heat (even at night), when I notice an object jumping from the corner of my eye.
It must have been a bug. So I go in [...]

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