As a writer, I never really liked reading much. That, and the fact that I never had formal grammar training in school, explain my sub-par grammar. Once I get involved in a book, I tend to like it. But I have to get over that hump. For example, I much rather do something active and [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Herbs
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 6th grade, disses, herb, JNCo jeans, Urban Dictionary, your a herb on May 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Picture yourself in 6th grade. You get into a scuffle with some kid, and then you get into a diss-off. A good old-fashioned diss-off. Maybe one of you makes a mom joke and the other most probably also makes a mom joke. But then your opponent goes, “Oh yeah, well, well you’re a herb.”
A herb…What [...]
I Have No Idea What to Title This
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged .de, .net, Bear Grylls, Chuck Scarborough, don't tase me, Fantastic Four, germophobes, Going Tribal, Man vs. Wild, Purell, Sue Simmons on May 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I know I said I would only write short, concise blog posts, covering one topic for each one so that I don’t infuriate my readers with mindless awfulness. But I lied, and you should never listen to anything I say. Anything!
First things first. Purell smells bad. That’s right, I said it. Not only does it [...]
Office Bathroom Part 2: In the Bathroom
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged in the bathroom, office bathroom etiquette, toilets, urinals on May 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Welcome to Part II: Inside the Bathroom. I hope the title doesn’t get your hopes up, or the fact that it’s been about a week since Part I came out. And, as a warning, or lack of warning for that matter, I’m not going to get all disgusting because that wouldn’t be in my best [...]
Office Bathroom Part 1-Getting to the Bathroom
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bathroom, bathroom key, drinking water, water not healthy, work etiquette on May 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
There comes a time in every blogger’s life when he must shed all dignity, and discuss bathroom awkwardness. Sure, this blog is read by my coworkers, and my boss, and my parents, and my grandparents, and other family members…but this must be done. Not only do I lack another topic to write about at the [...]
Balloons
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Japanese balloon bombs, World War II, balloons, clowns, Brazilian priest balloons, Hindenburg on May 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Everyone loves balloons. They blow up, and hilarious clowns transform them into rabbits and pretzels. But what happens when balloons go bad? That’s something that we don’t often think about, but maybe, just maybe we should.
I wrote an “On This Day” for today about killer balloons from Japan during World War II. I was a [...]
Star Wars Episode 33 1/3: Attack of the Pinkberry Clones
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged froyo, frozen yogurt, Haagan Dasz, ice cream, pinkberry, sugar on May 1, 2008 | No Comments »
Strolling down the streets of Manhattan you might have to shield your eyes when a bright glare obscures your vision. Once your eyes adjust to the fluorescent violet, peach and green hue, you’ll discover the one and only Pinkberry yogurt cucina.
Ah, the brilliance of Pinkberry. You see, after hours upon hours in a top secret, [...]
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