I’m gonna do something monumental today. If you haven’t noticed, I have not blogged in an undefined amount of time, and once again, my reasoning is that I am lazy. That’s my first problem. My second problem is length. As far as I can tell, 1,000 words about nothing does not work in literary format. It worked for Seinfeld, but Seinfeld had pretty pictures in television format. Television can flash mindless images on the screen for inordinate amounts of time, and humans can waste days on end watching Bonanza marathons. Was Bonanza ever even a real show? I personally have no idea. But the point is, people don’t like to read that much about awfulness. Since I have a short attention span, it is only right that I expect my readers to have short attention spans. Also, I’m sure you’ve all noticed I include about three completely different topics in each blog post. Although randomness is my forte, it might be better to separate each of those thoughts, and possibly create one coherent thought.
The result: shorter blog posts, more often. So here I go, after already wasting your time.
Did you know that 1 out of every 10 individuals who knows how to use the Internet writes a blog? What’s that about? I don’t really understand…I thought people don’t like to write if they don’t have to. It’s like work. I’ve always enjoyed writing, but that’s because I’m a nerd. Normal people like to play sports and what not.
I now declare this blog post…over.
A) At least 1 in 10 people that know how to use the internet are at least as nerdy as you.
B) Almost everyone likes to express their opinion, and blogging is the easiest way to do that. It’s essentially intellectual masturbation, which makes that 1/10 figure sound kind of low…