The Cold, Hard Truth About American Samoa

So I’m watching the Mets game (it seems like most of my blog posts start out that way), and commentator Gary Cohen says that the pitcher from the Pirates, Yates, is from Hawaii.
That’s such an interesting concept…being from Hawaii. First of all, if you lived in Hawaii, would you ever get sick of living in [...]

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Talkin’ Bout my Hagaddah

Here comes number four. You should all be thrilled. Not only am I blogging now, but I’m blogging more coherently. You may now actually be able to understand the points I am trying to make.
Passover occurred this weekend. Well, it’s still occurring, but it occurred in all it’s glory on Saturday and Sunday night. I’m [...]

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Spring is Good

Three blog posts in one day! Don’t you do it, don’t you do it Josh…you’ll regret this.
I’m gonna do it. Hold me back, hold me back!
Anyway, Spring is good. There’s really no question about it. Even if you have allergies, you can’t dislike Spring. Think about it. During the spring and subsequent summer months you [...]

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The Curse of the Billy Goat=Best Curse Ever

A second blog post! In the same day! Insanity! No, it’s not insanity, it’s my new formula, guaranteed to up my readership at least .00003 fold. 
Watching the Mets-Cubs game got me thinking about those poor Cubs. They’re not so poor at the moment, because they’re clobbering the Mets 7-1. But for the last 100 years [...]

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CHANGE

I’m gonna do something monumental today. If you haven’t noticed, I have not blogged in an undefined amount of time, and once again, my reasoning is that I am lazy. That’s my first problem. My second problem is length. As far as I can tell, 1,000 words about nothing does not work in literary format. [...]

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When Stair Masters Attack

I haven’t blogged for a week, or two…but I have a good reason. I’m lazy. I performed my usual routine: worked until 6:30ish, moseyed over to the gym, ripped it until 8:30ish, grabbed some fine, fine dinner, brought it back to the apartment, gobbled it, took a shower, changed, watched some TV…”Well, I guess it’s [...]

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The Day An Asteroid Destroyed Buenos Aires

Time for my three random topics of the day: crayons, Starship Troopers, and morning news shows.
The first two topics were very, very briefly discussed at our goodbye happy hour for our coworker Matt last Thursday. I’m not gonna lie, I started the very brief conversations for both of these subjects, because they are two topics [...]

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