Remember when I wrote a blog about all my physical problems. I think I can add another one to the list right now. I’ve been working at my job now for about a year, and it involves a lot of typing. A lot of thumb-moving, if you will. So now at random moments my thumb [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Some Thoughts on Rigor Mortis…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blood drawn, buried alive, kill bill, kill bill 1, kill bill 2, kung fu, nintendo, rigor mortis, trigger finger, uma thurman on March 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Chickens, Apples and Cornell Basketball
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged chickens, apples, Cornell basketball, NCAA basketball tournament, Ivy League, sieve, Cornell hockey, pomegranates, Snow White, Seven Dwarfs, Happy dwarf, Big Red, steak, cows on March 20, 2008 | No Comments »
So Cornell is in the NCAA tournament. The NCAA tournament is basketball. “Cornell has a basketball team!!??” you may be thinking. The answer is yes. Yes we do. Cornell basketball, ever heard of it?
This is truly an historic occasion, as Cornell hasn’t been in the tournament since the ripe year of 1988, when we lost [...]
Methane Gas Explosions and David Paterson
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged eliot spitzer, methane gas, apocalypse, history channel, mega disasters, earthquake, doomsday, methane oceanic explosion, millerites, nostradamus, tsunami on March 17, 2008 | 3 Comments »
First of all, let me just congratulate all my viewers on the performance of my previous blog post. The day after I wrote “Milk Baths With Eliot Spitzer” pulled over 165 views, demolishing my previous record of 135, and my standard daily total of four. I can either attribute this success to Eliot’s Spitzer’s [...]
Milk Baths With Eliot Spitzer
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged elliot spitzer, gouverneur morris, prostitutes, founding fathers, theodore roosevelt, bull moose party, howard taft, john quincy adams, millard fillmore, grover cleveland, vatican new deadly sins, milk baths on March 12, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I fondly recall a memory from my 11th grade American history class. It was about two weeks into the school year and we were covering the Founding Fathers and the American Revolution, and my teacher Mr. Wimmer brought up one of the more obscure figures of the day: Gouverneur Morris. He was part of the [...]
Mo Problems
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged giants, blood test, Super Bowl, diabetes, pre-diabetes, kyphoses, scoliosis, macbook pro, nazis, indiana jones, blood sugar, hypochondria, hunchback of notre dame, back brace, glasses, eye site, vision, 20-800, astigmatism, lasik eye surgery, laser eye surgery, blindness, stomach aches, stomach problems, cast iron stomach, estomago, seliac, crones disease, ibs, irritable bowel syndrome on March 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Here’s the deal. I forgot my power cord at work today and I only have 32 minutes to write this blog before my laptop shuts off and sets on fire. Therefore, this blog will be a race against time. I hope this excites you as much as it excites me…it’ll be just like Indiana Jones, [...]
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