Remember when I wrote a blog about all my physical problems. I think I can add another one to the list right now. I’ve been working at my job now for about a year, and it involves a lot of typing. A lot of thumb-moving, if you will. So now at random moments my thumb [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Some Thoughts on Rigor Mortis…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blood drawn, buried alive, kill bill, kill bill 1, kill bill 2, kung fu, nintendo, rigor mortis, trigger finger, uma thurman on March 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Chickens, Apples and Cornell Basketball
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged apples, Big Red, chickens, Cornell basketball, Cornell hockey, cows, Happy dwarf, Ivy League, NCAA basketball tournament, pomegranates, Seven Dwarfs, sieve, Snow White, steak on March 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So Cornell is in the NCAA tournament. The NCAA tournament is basketball. “Cornell has a basketball team!!??” you may be thinking. The answer is yes. Yes we do. Cornell basketball, ever heard of it?
This is truly an historic occasion, as Cornell hasn’t been in the tournament since the ripe year of 1988, when we lost [...]
Methane Gas Explosions and David Paterson
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged apocalypse, doomsday, earthquake, eliot spitzer, history channel, mega disasters, methane gas, methane oceanic explosion, millerites, nostradamus, tsunami on March 17, 2008 | 3 Comments »
First of all, let me just congratulate all my viewers on the performance of my previous blog post. The day after I wrote “Milk Baths With Eliot Spitzer” pulled over 165 views, demolishing my previous record of 135, and my standard daily total of four. I can either attribute this success to Eliot’s Spitzer’s [...]
Milk Baths With Eliot Spitzer
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bull moose party, elliot spitzer, founding fathers, gouverneur morris, grover cleveland, howard taft, john quincy adams, milk baths, millard fillmore, prostitutes, theodore roosevelt, vatican new deadly sins on March 12, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I fondly recall a memory from my 11th grade American history class. It was about two weeks into the school year and we were covering the Founding Fathers and the American Revolution, and my teacher Mr. Wimmer brought up one of the more obscure figures of the day: Gouverneur Morris. He was part of the [...]
Mo Problems
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 20-800, astigmatism, back brace, blindness, blood sugar, blood test, cast iron stomach, crones disease, diabetes, estomago, eye site, giants, glasses, hunchback of notre dame, hypochondria, ibs, indiana jones, irritable bowel syndrome, kyphoses, laser eye surgery, lasik eye surgery, macbook pro, nazis, pre-diabetes, scoliosis, seliac, stomach aches, stomach problems, Super Bowl, vision on March 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Here’s the deal. I forgot my power cord at work today and I only have 32 minutes to write this blog before my laptop shuts off and sets on fire. Therefore, this blog will be a race against time. I hope this excites you as much as it excites me…it’ll be just like Indiana Jones, [...]
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