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Remember when I wrote a blog about all my physical problems. I think I can add another one to the list right now. I’ve been working at my job now for about a year, and it involves a lot of typing. A lot of thumb-moving, if you will. So now at random moments my thumb [...]

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So Cornell is in the NCAA tournament. The NCAA tournament is basketball. “Cornell has a basketball team!!??” you may be thinking. The answer is yes. Yes we do. Cornell basketball, ever heard of it?
This is truly an historic occasion, as Cornell hasn’t been in the tournament since the ripe year of 1988, when we lost [...]

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First of all, let me just congratulate all my viewers on the performance of my previous blog post. The day after I wrote “Milk Baths With Eliot Spitzer” pulled over 165 views, demolishing my previous record of 135, and my standard daily total of four. I can either attribute this success to Eliot’s Spitzer’s [...]

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I fondly recall a memory from my 11th grade American history class. It was about two weeks into the school year and we were covering the Founding Fathers and the American Revolution, and my teacher Mr. Wimmer brought up one of the more obscure figures of the day: Gouverneur Morris. He was part of the [...]

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Has anyone seen those Weight Watchers’ advertisements? I’ve been noticing them throughout the city…in fact, I see one every morning on my way to work. “Live or Diet” it says in big letters. So, either I’m missing something here, or somethings terribly wrong with these advertisements. My logic is telling me: “So, I can either [...]

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Here’s the deal. I forgot my power cord at work today and I only have 32 minutes to write this blog before my laptop shuts off and sets on fire. Therefore, this blog will be a race against time. I hope this excites you as much as it excites me…it’ll be just like Indiana Jones, [...]

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I went to the doctor in January for a blood test. I have a goiter…you know those massive grotesque objects in your neck that you see in science books and then go “ewwwww.” But mine’s not really grotesque. In fact, you can’t even see it, unless you cut my neck open, I assume. For those [...]

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