I’m back. Five days and four nights does a lot to a man, I suppose. Well not really, especially when it’s in south Florida. Maybe if I climbed Mount Everest I could call myself a changed man, but I suppose I can call myself slightly altered. I am somewhat tanner.
In terms of blog news, the [...]
Archive for February, 2008
Family Vacation
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blog, Florida, vacation, John F. Kennedy Airport, JFK airport, Mount Everest, Lotto, Super Bowl pool, sex conversations, implosion, implode on February 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Who Shot Alexander Hamilton?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged civil war, who shot alexander hamilton, milk commercial burr, alexander hamilton, aaron burr, hamilton-burr duel, duel, dueling, got milk, on this day, on this day: dueling is outlawed in d.c., groundhog day, bearded men, thomas jefferson, louisiana purchase, haunted ny, abraham lincoln, lincoln duel, sabers, dog duel on February 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Everyone knows who Aaron Burr is. He’s the guy from that “Got Milk” commercial back in the day who cost that poor man his prize money. “For a lot of money…Who shot Alexander Hamilton,” said the ominous man on the radio. But that history buff, with all his paintings of Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr, and [...]
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Sherbet
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged beards, emu, fluff, fluffy, fur, furry, hair, hairy, leslie, mcgillicutty, pea, platypus, rainbow sherbet, SAT vocabulary, sherbert, sherbet, to wong foo thanks for everything, vocabulary on February 18, 2008 | 6 Comments »
As a warning, this is probably going to be one of the more serious blogs I’ve written in a long time. Or for that matter, the only serious blog entry I’ve ever written with the possible exception of my homage to beards.
I was eating dinner with my girlfriend Leslie last night for our anniversary (happy [...]
Did Somebody Say Khrushchev?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged findingdulcinea, eli manning, Survivorman, Man vs. Wild, bugman, khrushchev, did somebody say krushchev, findingdulcinea.com, ireland, westminster dog show, westminster, french bulldog, english bulldog, best dog of the opposite sex, hearsts, patty hearst, sla, president clinton pardon, on this day patty hearst, brett hull, the hulls, the mannings, peyton manning, archie manning, cooper manning, vladamir putin on February 13, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Now, I’m never devoid of blog ideas, but I’ve never had that aha! moment to outright promote my company, findingDulcinea.com. My fellow coworkers appear to have had these situations galore. For example, my currently sick yet flame-retardant (unno, why not?) desk-sharer Rachel was able to give the company a shout out in one of her [...]
Enter Bugman
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged africanized honey bees, Bear Grylls, bugman, cockroaches, crocodile hunter, crocodiles, giant spiders, Les Stroud, Man vs. Wild, new zealand, new zealanders, pheromones, ruud kleinpaste, steve irwin, Survivorman, world's biggest baddest bugs on February 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Remember when I wrote a blog post about Survivorman and Man vs. Wild? It was only about two blog entries ago, so your memory doesn’t have to be particularly keen. But in the past few days I encountered a new show that essentially wipes the floor with the other two. Les Stroud and Bear Grylls [...]
A Tale of Two Weekends
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged giants, Puppy Bowl, Super Bowl, tyree, stomach flu, best of times, worst of times, oust, time oust, IV, minute rice, world cup, france, new york city on February 7, 2008 | 5 Comments »
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I just made that line up myself, in case you were wondering. I plan on copyrighting it the next chance I get, so if I see you using it, consider yourself sued. But those lines essentially sum up this past weekend.
Let me just [...]