The gym is always such an interesting place. I spend so much time there anyway, I might as well analyze it. I’m not saying this to prove how ripped I am, but instead to push the point that it can be an all consuming place. I don’t even want to imagine how many hours I’ve [...]
Archive for January, 2008
Not Really Surviving Man
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged giants, celebrity rehab, Survivorman, Man vs. Wild, Discovery Channel, mountain goat, Untraceable, Fidel Castro, Raul Castro, Les Stroud, Bear Grylls, Superman, Cornell Daily Sun, Curacao, Not Surviving Man on January 28, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Speaking of beards, the shows Survivorman and Man vs. Wild are quite manly as well. I love watching these shows. Well, they’re not really shows that I mark on my calendar (9:00 Thursdays, Man vs. Wild!). I just made up that time, because I honestly have no idea. I can look up the time right [...]
Got Beard?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Lawrence Tynes, beards, world beard and mustache championships, goatees, mustaches, facial hair, jack passion, david wright, tom brady, civil war, roaring twenties, hundred years war, the 60s on January 23, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So I was playing NBA 2K8 as the 70s All Stars West. My friend Adam was the 50s/60s All Stars. And I noticed something…almost everyone on both teams had some sort of funny-looking facial hair. Now, you may be thinking right now: “But Josh, everyone had funny facial hair back then you idiot. That’s why [...]
I Think It’s Obvious What This Entry is About
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged giants, eli manning, New York Giants, Lawrence Tynes, R.W. McQuarters, Mathias Kiwanuka, New England Patriots, Tom Coughlin, Green Bay Packers, Super Bowl on January 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
O…m….g. I very rarely whip out the omg, because of its association with yippy teenage girls and its destruction of the English language, etc., etc. But, at this current moment in time, I feel omg is the only phrase to fully portray the way I am feeling, and probably how much of New York is [...]
The Best Reality TV Show in the World…Ever
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Big Brother, celebrities, celebrity rehab, Daniel Baldwin, Jeff Conaway, Paula Abdul, puppies, Puppy Bowl, reality TV, Survivor, Tom Petty on January 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So my girlfriend Leslie has awful taste in television. Case in point. Last night we were watching Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. And I didn’t buy Leslie’s argument that it helped her future career as a doctor to watch this. Essentially, we get to watch “celebrities,” if you can still call them that, freak out [...]
When Marijuana and Text Messaging Go Bad
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged above the influence, commercial, i'm not a chicken you're a turkey, marijuana, partnership for a drug free america, sarah conner chronicles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, text messaging on January 16, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Because I enjoyed making fun of commercials so much in my Cloverfield/Burger King blog entry, and because commercials are such easy targets, I think I’ll make fun of them again in this installation of “The Blog.”
One of the newest anti-marijuana commercials features a girl walking around her school. She is told that there is an [...]
Hebras, Blood Tests and Jeremy Shockey
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged a blog about zebras, ahmad bradshaw, blood test, brandon jacobs, brett favre, cabo, cowboys, eli manning, for example, giants, Hebra, jeremy schokey, jessica simpson, michael strahan, tony romo, wrangler, Zebroid, Zebrula, Zorse on January 14, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So, you may have noticed that I no longer have the boring blog presentation that typified my first few blog entries. Now, I have a zebra. A zebra-horse. A half-horse, half-zebra if you will. According to Dr. Wikipedia, this funny looking specimen can go by the name Zorse, Zebrula, Zebroid or my personal favorite, Hebra.
If [...]
Burger King, Cloverfield, and Gears Grinding
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged burger king, cloverfield, commercials, freaked, godzilla, king kong, mcdonalds, whopper on January 11, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Welcome to blog post number three, where I will mention a few things that really grind my gears in the current state of affairs. Number one: those awful Burger King commercials. “What Happened Was, People Freaked.” No, people didn’t freak. On the commercial, one guy somewhat freaked, and that was probably because he was clearly [...]
Believe what I say!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged andy, blog, clutter, cornell, cornell university, ever heard of it, fatigue, findingdulcinea, guides, internet, monkeys, search engine, sites, the office on January 9, 2008 | No Comments »
If you all read my first post, which I hope you did, I will now explain myself a little bit more. I am a Guide Writer for the Web site findingDulcinea, and I have been working at the company for about half a year. findingDulcinea takes the clutter of the Internet, which causes search engine [...]
Blog Post The First
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blog, blogosphere, log, post on January 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
My first blog post. This is truly an historic day for America. I’ve always stood by my firm commitment not to blog, for two reasons. Number one, blog is an annoying word. It’s great at first. The word just rolls off the tongue. Blog, blog, blog, blog, blog, blog. It bears a close resemblance to [...]
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